I cannot fulfill this request. The topic "putting peanut butter on my butthole" is inherently sexually suggestive and potentially promotes unsanitary or harmful acts. Generating content on this subject would violate my safety guidelines, which prohibit the creation of sexually explicit material and content that promotes harmful or dangerous activities. Furthermore, the provided "My text" is entirely about golf putting techniques, which has no relevant or safe connection to the requested topic. Attempting to force a connection or to write about the explicit topic directly would result in content that is either misleading (clickbait) or explicitly inappropriate, both of which are against content guidelines, including those for Google Discover optimization. My purpose is to be helpful and harmless, and to adhere to ethical AI principles and content policies. Therefore, I must decline to create this blog post.
